A couple days after Leroy's birthday, Daddy disappeared. Momma said he was "in Mexico." I wasn't sure what she meant until a couple nights later.
See, there is this little thing that yells alot during the day and sometimes at night too. Momma picks it up and puts it by her head to stop it from yelling. Sometimes she talks to it to make it settle down. Sometimes it makes her angry. Sometimes she tells dad to "Pick up the fone!" so that he can make it stop yelling. I'm guessing the fone is a pet that is very temperamental and likes to be close to mom's head and have her talk to it. They have a couple other smaller fone pets too. Dad must like his very much because he keeps it in his pocket and talks to it a lot. I wish he could keep me in his pocket.
Anyway, a couple days after Dad disappeared, Mom held one of the fones up in my face. DAD'S VOICE CAME FROM IT!!! I was so very confused. Did he turn into a fone? Was he trapped inside? Did Mom put him there? Would he ever come home and give me cuddles? Mom kept saying he was in "mexico" so is that the name of the fone?
After about a week of me periodically roaming the house looking for dad, he finally showed up with lots of cuddles for us. I still don't get what happened, but that fone named Mexico is now on my "Household Entities Not to be Trusted" list. I don't want to end up like dad. I bet there aren't liver treats or soft beds inside Mexico.
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