Sassy Puppy

Baruchito, the hamster

Mom just found this blog for us today but it is a bittersweet find as little Baruchito is not doing too well.  He is a cute little guy who would probably be our friend if he lived here...and if he were a little bigger...and if he could run in the backyard with us...and if he had some cool ball-catching moves...

Pecans and Pine Trees

The other morning, while mom and dad were still in bed, Leroy and I decided to snack on some the delicious pecans that keep showing up in our backyard. So, we took them inside and had our snack on the bed, which did not make mom and dad very happy for some reason. Maybe its because we didn't bring them any.

Today mom complained that we were all dirty and smelled like pine trees. And then she called us squirrels.

Needless to say, I'm not on speaking terms with her today.

7 Memes!

Felyne tagged me (she didn't get my ball though nya nya!) with the 7 Meme's, my first tagging yet! Yay! I love talking about myself, even though mom will only post "so much" I say.

Seven Things To Do Before I Die:

1. Eat an entire chicken all by myself.
2. Rescue mom and dad from evil aliens.
3. Go through the doggie door on my own.
4. Learn mind control.
5. Spend a week on the beaches of Mexico wearing nothing but sunglasses.
6. Buy sunglasses.
7. Spend one night in bed with mom and dad where dad doesn't complain about me taking up too much room and keeping him awake.

Seven Things I Cannot Do:

1. Reach the food on the counter.
2. Open the trash can.
3. Look at the rabbit without thinking about stew.
4. Get Leroy to LISTEN or SIT STILL (gah little kids!)
5. Fly.
6. Jump over the fence to play with Frankie.
7. Stop eating poo.

Seven Things That Attract Me to Blogging:

1. Talking about myself.
2. Exposing the alien conspiracy.
3. Educating humans that squirrels are spies.
4. Having mom under my control while she posts.
5. Talking about myself.
6. Letting Grandma Geri know what I want for presents, subtly.
7. Talking about Leroy behind his back.

Seven Things I Say Most Often:

1. mmm poo
2. mmm chicken
3. *groan* (when moved while napping)
4. *aarreeryk* (when I need to be let out to potty. Sorry its hard to translate into human)
5. hubba hubba
6. GET AWAY FROM MY BONE LEROY!!!!
7. pffft (my butt)

Seven Books I Love:

1. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Price - by far the tastiest book thus far
2. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time - we need more mysteries that involve solving the murder of dogs
3. Walter the Farting Dog - Farting dogs are heros
4. Dr. Pitcairn's Complete Guide to Natural Health for Dogs & Cats - I liked the food mom made when she used this book. Its too bad she is lazy and said it became too much work.
5. The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts
6. Everyone Poops - mmm poop. This is like a cook book to me.
7. Boster Terrier Calendars - my mom got a couple from Grandma Geri for Christmas and they has some cuties in them!

Seven Movies That I Watch Over and Over Again:

1. White Fang
2. The live action thriller in my backyard: "Killer Squirrels from Outer Space"
3. As Good as it Gets
4. Old Yeller
5. Where the Red Fern Grows
6. Steel Magnolias
7. Lassie's Great Adventure
   

Seven People (or Dogs!) I Want To Join In Too:

1. Mom
2. Leroy (I'll talk to him later)
3. Nell
4. Jasper & Lenore
5. Chan the Pug
6. Alicat
7. Sandy at Ragus Pug

Noisy peoples

For a couple weeks there have been several noisy peoples in our house tearing up the kitchen. I do not like it because I have to stay in my kennel when they are here. :(

My dog is Tom Cruise

I don't know who this Tom Cruise fella is but he sure is funny.

Long time no write!

Sorry I've been away so long. Its been an eventful week or two.

First of all, "nooter" is no fun. I'm really a bit confused about the whole thing. Mom took me to the place where the weird people are. I call them weird because one minute they are petting me and giving me bits of biscuit and the next minute they are doing NOT NICE things to me. This time was worse and mom wasn't with me. I missed her so much. I don't remember much that day except that I had a hard time moving. Mom made a little bed on the couch for me and sat with me the rest of the day.

I won't go into the details of the nooter, but the worse part was that I had to wear this big cone around my head for almost a week. The first one was blue and made out of paper so I quickly figured out how to push it back. Then mom made me wear a red one made out of plastic. I couldn't see very well so I was always running into stuff. Its off now though, so I am happy.

:(

Momma Randi left last night and I sat at the door for awhile, hoping mom would let me out to go find her. I kept checking the window in case she came back. I miss her so much! :(

Today I spent most of the day in mom or dad's lap, something I don't usually do much, but I was sad and needed comfort. I didn't feel like eating breakfast, but I managed to eat most of my dinner. I'm so lonely now :(

Dogster

My Dogster Page

Nothing spectacular, just an FYI in case you want to make me a pup pal.

Momma Randi goes home tomorrow, which makes me sad. We have been really getting along, playing tug of war and kissy face and sometimes even chase!

Tug O' War

I love a good game of tug of war, almost as much as I like chase.