Sassy Puppy

Its mine, ALL MINE

 

This bone is mine and NOT Leroy's. Its not fair that mom took it away from me and gave it to Leroy cause I yelled at Leroy. He was trying to take it. This is a special bone. I don't even eat it much. I've had it for a month and have only eaten a bit of one end. Mom thinks I don't really like the taste of it but I want to be greedy anyway, but that's just not true. Its also not true that everytime Mom gives us each a bone, I drop mine and try to take Leroy's. Its also not true that I fart all the time. Mom is a big liar.

Just get away from my bone!

"Green" tastes good

That was all that was left of "green" before mom took it away. It was yummy though.

We like the little trees

Mom gave me a tiny tree to eat. I like the leaves but not the branches.

I like poo

I like to eat poo. Even dried-up week-old poo. My mom yells at me when I eat poo, and sometimes I throw up after eating poo, but I don't care.

Chicken

Mom and dad had some chicken and would't give me any. I made a sad hungry face, but they just laughed at me. I even sat quietly, but it was no use. Mom gave me a tiny taste of coleslaw but I didn't like it. I'd rather have some chicken.

Update: Mom finally gave me a little taste and it was so good but then she was mean and threw the rest in the trash. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. I think she is evil sometimes. Maybe the aliens are making her evil.